:-*

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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engage-with-zorp:

I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.

slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

teacher: y r ur eyes red
me: allergies
teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
me: hell yea
teacher: hell yea

liquorinthefront:

Grandma Can’t Believe I’m Gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS LADY. I AM DYING. DEAD.

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus