*wakes up* what the fuck
*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance*
I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.
date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside
Grandma Can’t Believe I’m Gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS LADY. I AM DYING. DEAD.
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus